Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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