why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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