lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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