There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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