Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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