chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
soo... how was my night?
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