kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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