put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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