Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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