Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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