My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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