So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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