yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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