I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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