woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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