What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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