There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
