East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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