I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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