Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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