so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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