Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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