So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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