Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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