Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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