If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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