normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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