You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
pop tarts are not kleenex
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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