i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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