i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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