That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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