Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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