But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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