it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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