you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Randomize
