all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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