we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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