what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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