I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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