Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
