Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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