I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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