Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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