i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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