I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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