My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Even my vagina gasped.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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