dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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