Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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