dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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