ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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