Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think people are normalizing furries
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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