do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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