i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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