going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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