Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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