Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize