Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
the liver wants what the liver wants
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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